Friday, November 03, 2006

a time and a place, folks

1. i do not support the wearing of fishnet stockings, except between 11pm and 4am. *especially* not with an otherwise conservative black suit. maybe if you'd caught me last friday, i would have told you to your face. during the evening commute? this does not fall within the rules, my friend.

2. tall brown boots and short, catholic school girl-esque plaid skirt is a bit much for crim law on a thursday evening, hm? and let's watch it when we shift in our twirly law school seats, dear. all of us in the row directly behind you very nearly got a lindsay lohan-type show. (the men in class were already thinking, you had me at the clingy sweater!)

3. in my office: (a) no to the black puma sneakers with the hot pink, mister. i mean it! i know you think because they are black sneakers, they are ok in our business casual atmosphere, but you're wrong. and you're a terd, but that's another story; (b) no to the black sweatpants and huge 80s satin bow. i mean, obviously. these two things are real wrong separately. together? definetly not. unless it's a saturday morning, your house is burning down and the only thing you can find to pull your hair back is part of your "awful 80s" halloween costume.

ps. dude. what is with the body wash that has made an appearance in the ladies' room here?! i mean, as if this place weren't weird enough.....

2 comments:

DAG said...

S
I have to disagree with the fishnet stockings. I've been meaning to get some new ones since I snagged the last pair. That is my only issue--they are hard to care for. Are you disturbed by all fishnets? Only black ones? What about under pants?

S said...

d.

i appreciate your difference in opinion. first of all, i think fishnets under pants are a totally different ballgame, and pretty much always ok. but i'm going to stick to my guns that fishnets to work with a conservative black suit ... negative. especially in dc. i don't claim to be a fashionista by any means, but ....