move over, mashed potatoes!

b informed me over dinner tonight (a repeat of thanksgiving feast-ivities) that he's revised his top 3 list. b likes to rank his favorite things. prior to tonight's dinner, the list went like this:

1. me;
2. his dearly departed childhood dog, sam (rest in peace) to whom there may or may not be a shrine in our bedroom; and
3. mashed potatoes.

but at dinner tonight, b informed me that his version of heaven would include a giant pool of carmelized onions and garlic - and the only way to get out would be to EAT your way out. seriously. this shit is that good." and carmelized onions and garlic has replaced mashed potatoes.

the top 3 now looks like this:

1. me;
2. his dearly departed childhood dog, sam (rest in peace) to whom there may or may not be a shrine in our bedroom; and
3. carmelized onions and garlic.

mashed potatoes could not be reached for comment. although i did console them by having an extra large helping this evening. i hope it helped. (i still love you, mashed potatoes.)