there was a 75-year-old cross dresser on the train this morning.
i am so. serious.
shoulders like a line backer.
super defined chin.
way too much eye make-up for a regular 75-year-old woman.
wedding ring that actually seemed appropriate for a 75-year-old woman.
i was sitting behind ... er ... her, so that's basically all i could see when i walked onto the train (and kinda stopped dead in my tracks when i noticed her) and from my seat a couple rows back. and from her reflection in the window.
if i'm wrong, then i've just really insulted someone's grandmother, and am definitely going to hell.