six law student volunteers pretending they are lawyers, one socially awkward professor, lights too low, illegible fake jury directions. a crowd of blank, dull eyes stare back as crazy t states her case.
two in front of me: myspace.
one in front and to the right: paying verizon bill.
even H checked her email.
one in front and to the left: solitaire.
a few over: shopping.
it's an accurate representation.
and me? reading an entire script from an episode of the office. from season 2.
today, ladies and gentleman, we have reached a truly remarkable low.
sigh.
UPDATE: in the front, to the left: reading the maryland poison center website. wtf. maybe brain poisoning. from boredom.
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