failing stand-up career? try cnn. i think they're hiring.

i'm fairly certain cnn.com has hired a new headline writer. i mentioned the headline about the polygamist warren jeffs that read: "Polygamist 'prophet' flies from Sin City to Purgatory" ... because the name of the jail was Purgatory Correctional Facility. hardy har har.

but today, there's also: Lamborghini drive costs 50 Cent ... not 50 cents. no. 50 Cent. oi.

yesterday, we had Nanny pays high price for backdoor beauty.

the only thing i can make from all this is that we are venturing further and further from actual news. infotainment is here. and i'm only getting my news from here or here from now on.