brown dress shoes that very closely resembled the dock shoes my dad used to wear up north: not awesome.
wrinkled, too snug, been-through-the-dryer-one-too-many-times khakis: not awesome.
woven leather black belt that obviously did not match aforementioned shoes: not awesome.
unironed white button-up shirt, rolled up to your elbows: not awesome.
camouflage NRA baseball hat with little images of guns actually scattered throughout the camouflage: awesome.