dear neglected internet,
let me first be clear: there is no love lost between myself and paris hilton. i think she's a terrible excuse for a twenty-something woman, and i frankly find it insulting that my generation is associated with her. but having said that, all she did was drive without a license a couple times after being caught driving drunk. and initially i thought her jail sentence was totally fair. teach that girl a lesson, right? i mean, don't tell me that girl doesn't have a fine, fine lawyer who knows damn well what a suspended license is.
but then, today, someone who exposed a mother fucking CIA agent for political reasons got his goddamn sentence commuted.
he exposed a CIA agent. and he is not even serving as much time as paris hilton.
you have got to be fucking kidding me.